apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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