two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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