Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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