My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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