we're blogging at a bar
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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