he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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