I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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