belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
