Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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