I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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