quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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