We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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