no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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