i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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