i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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