He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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