He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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