Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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