is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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