Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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