She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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