i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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