...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Randomize
