is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
vagina is talking i cant
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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