addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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