i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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