I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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