..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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