Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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