I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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