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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator

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• (516): View more from New York

  today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.

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• (714): View more from California

  I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.

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• (518): View more from New York

  What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Why does my nose taste spicy?

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  How do you know what your nose tastes like?

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