Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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