i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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