whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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