sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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