I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
