Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I need to calm my uterus...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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