She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I love you.
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