I wanna bring you to show and tell
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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