the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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