I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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