and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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