So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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