lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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