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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(516): View more from New York

U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...

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(765): View more from Indiana

I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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(513): View more from Ohio

she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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(512): View more from Texas

ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?

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