Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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