Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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