she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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