oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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