She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
