508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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