So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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