I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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