make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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