Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
