Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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